That poor family down the road – they’ve really been through the wringer lately. Six months ago, their back unit burnt down. A couple of months after that, the whole family came down with the flu. Then, just last week, they had a leak in their gas system and their eight year-old got carbon monoxide …
Got to hand it to the development team at Over-Botch: sometimes it really does seem like they play their own game, and maybe even know a little more about it than the average player. I didn’t think putting a specialised glazier role focusing on balustrades would be popular or well-implemented, but they managed to pull …
I know our work departments have very little to do with each other, in general, but that won’t stop me from hating Franchita. Oh, the golden lady of virtue from HR, Franchita. In front of everyone she’s all golden curls and giggling at your jokes and helping to water the office plant when it isn’t …
You know, some people in this class have a clear advantage over others. I myself do not resemble humans in any way, shape or form, and my holographic glamour only works in short bursts. But now there’s this new guy, and he’s from Earth. That’s just unfair. I think our grades should be adjusted according …
Okay, I leave Melbourne for…what, five years? Just over five years. It’s not that long in the grand scheme of things, but I come back from my job in the Malaysian office and the city has gone nuts. There’s cults and weird clubs everywhere, about a zillion odd attractions (Lemur Sanctuary sounds cool though), there …
The recent cold snap that has rocked Melbourne for the past fortnight is now causing an increased number of mothers-in-law to flock to strange houses in search of warmer environments. The 12 degree weather has taken its toll on the in-law population of the Melbourne metropolitan area, with more than 250,000 flocking to the streets …
Not all is well in the office. This ‘Lottie’ was the first one to suspect, and now she is spreading the suspicions around the office in a very subtle way that is hard to combat. I’m currently processing a plan of action with newly-acquired data. Maybe it was the advice that I gave (via proxy) …
I’ve even been to my favourite hilltop and taken my guitar with me, so that I may strum and find inspiration, but the only inspiring thing was an email from my friend in the north, regarding commercial solar companies in Sydney and how they’re doing great, great things. I guess that was inspiring enough, knowing …
I guess they must have found a really decent commercial office designer, Melbourne has some of the best people when it comes to style. I managed to find someone who was willing to bend the rules a little, because I finally got an interview at the place and it was…interesting. There was a fireman’s pole, …
