Cars

Dragon Rider

The other day I saw a sticker on someone’s car that said, “My other ride is a dragon”, which got me thinking about how lucky they must be. I didn’t even realise that dragons were real, let alone that you could own them like cars. I’m not really sure why they were driving at all. …

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The Car ‘Show’

Every year I show up the the automotive Christmas parade and forget to bring the popcorn. This year I need to set a reminder on my phone, or something, because they never actually sell popcorn there and that’s a massive wasted opportunity. First year was the one where Santa was missing, so they did the …

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Kitty Traffic Management

I am so pumped for 3:35pm every single day. It’s great having something I can look forward to, even though I’m usually at work during that time and I have to slink away from the counter for a few minutes. You see, that’s the time when Tabby Crawshaw’s new video gets posted, every single weekday, …

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Thieves beware

If the ball is too big for your mouth, you should probably get yourself a new ball, because THAT ball has been in someone else’s mouth and it’s probably infected with all kinds of germs and such. Honestly, I fail to comprehend why anyone would be stealing anyone else’s ball. Such silliness. I’m most vexed. …

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Boot Camp

Well, that’s Sandrine off on her funny little holiday. Come to think of it, I’ve heard that those car boot camps (not to be confused with ‘car-boot camps’, where you go camping in a car boot) can be quite brutal, so maybe calling it a ‘holiday’ isn’t correct. We DO seem to have quite a …

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The Right Accessory

If I was ever made into an action figure, I don’t think I’d want it released unless it had kung fu action grip. It really is a baseline for all figurines, or at least, I think it should be. So many manufacturers just don’t understand the value of your action figure being able to easily …

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