Time and Tints

As years trickled by, my sheen might have diminished, but my experience made me a legend in the tinting world. So, when I was selected for the windows of a historical Melbourne building, my heart, or whatever a tint has, swelled with pride. I was about to witness history from a perspective few tints got …

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Beach Bathtub Pitch

Sydney’s Bondi Beach was a canvas of mesmerising art installations, as the Sculpture by the Sea event drew in an array of visitors from art enthusiasts to beachgoers enjoying the sunny day. Amidst the colourful artwork and joyous crowd, there emerged a somewhat out-of-place figure. Albert heaved a small bathtub model on his back, the …

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Luxury Home’s Gala

On a cool evening with the setting sun painting the sky in vivid hues of orange and purple, the Mornington Peninsula bore witness to a once-in-a-lifetime event, an autonomous mansion throwing itself a grand opening party. Even the wind seemed to hold its breath as the cream of the automated home industry gathered at the …

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Bathroom Design Crimes

Judge Twinkle Toes: Order in the court. We shall now proceed to dissect the atrocities allegedly committed in the bathroom area of Sparkle Socks’ residence. Prosecutor Glitter Beard, you may begin. Prosecutor Glitter Beard: Thank you, your honour. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we now venture into the bathroom, a place synonymous with tranquillity …

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Dan’s Drain Investigations

In the depth of the Gold Whistle Hotel, a hushed world flourishes in the very heart of Melbourne’s underbelly. The day of the grand Faucet Idol is approaching swiftly, and every participant is boiling with a mix of excitement and nerves. Yet, behind the glaring spotlight of the grandiose event, lies a labyrinth of untold …

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Steel Discovery

A brilliant flash of light, a disorienting whirl of sensations, and suddenly, I find myself, an 18th-century blacksmith named Osric, in the heart of modern Melbourne. My surroundings are startlingly unfamiliar – the hustle and bustle of people, towering glass structures reaching for the heavens, and the cacophony of strange sounds and smells. There’s no …

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Understanding Human Disability

Greetings from Adelaide, Intergalactic Council. Since my last report, I’ve delved further into the complexities of human anatomy and the varied ways their physical and cognitive systems can operate outside their norm. There are numerous conditions that Earthlings categorise under ‘disabilities,’ and the amount of support coordination in Adelaide required to assist individuals with these …

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Luxury Retirement Home

My husband and I have worked hard our entire lives. Now that we’re in our sixties and the kids are all moved out and doing their own things, we’ve made the decision that it’s time to treat ourselves. Neither of us have ever come from well-off families. Our houses while growing up were nothing special. …

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