The head wizard, Lionel, sat back down in his seat. Toby took that as an invitation to expand on his theory. He needed the council of wizards to agree to the office renovations. It was the only way for him to continue his human day job without raising suspicion. “We all want to be friends …
As years trickled by, my sheen might have diminished, but my experience made me a legend in the tinting world. So, when I was selected for the windows of a historical Melbourne building, my heart, or whatever a tint has, swelled with pride. I was about to witness history from a perspective few tints got …
Pshh, flat-earthers. Amateurs. Also, hollow-earthers. Double-amateurs. I don’t even have anything to say on the subject of round-earthers; you guys are crazy, and also sheeple for believing the mainstream. No, the hottest and most scientifically verified theory at the moment is that the earth is actually shaped like farfalle. That’s right: a big old bow-tie, …
