Home Ownership…Wow

You know, some people in this class have a clear advantage over others. I myself do not resemble humans in any way, shape or form, and my holographic glamour only works in short bursts. But now there’s this new guy, and he’s from Earth. That’s just unfair. I think our grades should be adjusted according …

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Things Got Weird

Okay, I leave Melbourne for…what, five years? Just over five years. It’s not that long in the grand scheme of things, but I come back from my job in the Malaysian office and the city has gone nuts. There’s cults and weird clubs everywhere, about a zillion odd attractions (Lemur Sanctuary sounds cool though), there …

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Wholesome Hairdressing

You know, I think I actually enjoyed that episode of Her-Bla. I know it can be preachy at times, but I’ve stuck with the series because the animation is very fluid and I think the show has some potential. I have no problem with a show for kids having moral messages, because I grew up …

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My Signature Fade

My goodness, the Saturday edition of the local newspaper ‘Trumpeting Moon’ really takes a dive. And on a day when lots of people have time to be reading the paper over their morning cafe bagel, too! This needs to change or I’m switching to the Page. At least it’s more honest. The quiz was either …

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Cold snap results

The recent cold snap that has rocked Melbourne for the past fortnight is now causing an increased number of mothers-in-law to flock to strange houses in search of warmer environments. The 12 degree weather has taken its toll on the in-law population of the Melbourne metropolitan area, with more than 250,000 flocking to the streets …

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The Right Smile

Not all is well in the office. This ‘Lottie’ was the first one to suspect, and now she is spreading the suspicions around the office in a very subtle way that is hard to combat. I’m currently processing a plan of action with newly-acquired data. Maybe it was the advice that I gave (via proxy) …

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It’s Always Clouds

I’ve even been to my favourite hilltop and taken my guitar with me, so that I may strum and find inspiration, but the only inspiring thing was an email from my friend in the north, regarding commercial solar companies in Sydney and how they’re doing great, great things. I guess that was inspiring enough, knowing …

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Enforced Fun Times

I guess they must have found a really decent commercial office designer, Melbourne has some of the best people when it comes to style. I managed to find someone who was willing to bend the rules a little, because I finally got an interview at the place and it was…interesting. There was a fireman’s pole, …

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