Drat! I can’t believe I forgot to tell Bandit to get the plumbing supplies! Those are crucial to my plan. How are we supposed to defeat my evil clone without them? Well, I suppose I have more pressing issues to deal with now. Such as the fact that Archerak completely faked losing his magic to …
I feel like I get into the weirdest arguments with people, for some reason. Is it my personality? Is it my face? Something about me just begs people to walk up to me and give their strong opinion on something. For example, this morning I was leaving my hotel on Middle Street when a bald …
Do you enjoy cooking, or would you prefer someone else to do it for you? I’m asking around about this because I have a theory I’d like to conduct an amateur survey on. Don’t worry, it’s not one of those ‘two types of people’ concepts… well, not exactly, anyway. It’s a bit hard to explain …
I’m really worried about my career day at school. The grade ten students are being interviewed by the career counsellor tomorrow and I know it’s not going to go well for me. The whole point is to get a good idea of what university courses we might be interested in, or what other pathways we …
I can’t believe it! I mean, I totally can believe it because my work is awesome and there’s no reason a literary agent wouldn’t want it, but I can’t believe it! Janet McCallom wants to sign me on as her first-ever author! This is so exciting. I’m only a few steps away from my massive …
Most people I know are keen to get into the property market, which is entirely fair, although I can’t help but wonder if they want it more precisely because they can’t have it. Distance makes the heart grow fonder, right? So maybe that distance between property ownership and the status quo somehow makes the whole …
I can’t believe that King Josiah approved this project without consulting me first. I’m his chamberlain, his majordomo, his go-to for all household needs! I’ve been serving in his position for twenty years now and I still get no respect. If King Josiah had bothered to check with me I could have told him that …
You see a lot of strange things when you traverse across dimensions, inspecting their unique sewer systems. I’m from Earth originally, so I do call this world my home, which is why I’ve decided to host my blog here. To me, a normal sewer system has pipes and waste moving through it, but that’s not …
My brother, Ted, won’t shut up about his latest obsession: ketogenic eating. I’ve told him numerous times that I don’t want to hear about his nutritional exploits, especially if they’re informed by something he heard on a podcast. It’s not that I flat-out don’t care; it’s just that I don’t have time to be regaled …
The other day I saw a sticker on someone’s car that said, “My other ride is a dragon”, which got me thinking about how lucky they must be. I didn’t even realise that dragons were real, let alone that you could own them like cars. I’m not really sure why they were driving at all. …
