Judge Twinkle Toes: Order in the court. We shall now proceed to dissect the atrocities allegedly committed in the bathroom area of Sparkle Socks’ residence. Prosecutor Glitter Beard, you may begin. Prosecutor Glitter Beard: Thank you, your honour. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we now venture into the bathroom, a place synonymous with tranquillity …
I’m concerned about the way in which my husband uses our bathroom. I’m never in the bathroom when he uses it, obviously, but when I go in after him, the bathroom is a mess. It’s progressed from leaving towels on the floor to leaving taps running to… this. Yesterday when I used the bathroom after …
There’s a lot of talk about trends in interior design. You know the type of headline: ‘20 Top Kitchen Design Trends for 2020’, ‘New Cabinet Colours Trending this Summer’ and the like. But what about concepts? I want to see a listing of the most fully realised and beautifully executed concept interiors. I’m picturing a …
